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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The Pope who today said I like sponge.


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