The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The Pope who today said read my lips; no new taxes.