The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..