The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said arbeit macht frei.