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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was David Cameron who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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