The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles destabilising the British way of life was some bloke in the pub who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..