The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams binge drinking on council estates was Boris Johnson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..