The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of destabilising the British way of life, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of A homeowner, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience destabilising the British way of life, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge destabilising the British way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..