The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps getting away with arson was Paul Dacre who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..