I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of black youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Hacking the Gibson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of black youths aren’t hacking the Gibson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.