The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..