The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was an unnamed source who today said the lady’s not for turning.