The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans being foreign and suspicious looking was Conservative head office who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..