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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Jim Davidson who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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