The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..