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The English People has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers The English People’s comments come in a week that has seen insane Brussels bureaucrats involved in injecting crack into primary school children on an ever more frequent basis.

The English People’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to insane Brussels bureaucrats it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Insane Brussels bureaucrats and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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