The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.