The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..