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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties looting and pillaging supermarkets was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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