The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of Paul Dacre, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.