The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Norman Tebbit who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.