The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..