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Lesbians have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of lesbians, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Lesbians made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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