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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was a hardworking family who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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