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Migrants have been injecting crack into primary school children the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

An unnamed source said of migrants, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."

Migrants made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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