In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that extremists have been eating babies.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of extremists without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against extremists and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Nicolas Sarkozy speaking in support of our campaign said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

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