The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers engaging in steamy sex romps was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..