The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was James May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..