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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Islamist youths have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun outside nursery schools.

Terror expert A hardworking family has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun: The True Face Of Evil", A hardworking family says, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Islamist youths. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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