Angela Merkel has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Angela Merkel’s comments come in a week that has seen cyber criminals involved in pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals on an ever more frequent basis.

Angela Merkel’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to cyber criminals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Cyber criminals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.