The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Conservative head office who today said read my lips; no new taxes.