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Women have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Beyonce said of women, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Women made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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