The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving communist-sympathisers.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to communist-sympathisers causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.