With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, Richard Littlejohn said "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".