Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow communist-sympathisers such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but communist-sympathisers have this week been revealed as terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps communist-sympathisers would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who this week said, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is acceptable behaviour.