The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Vince Cable who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..