The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Boris Johnson who today said kill the poor.