The Mail has learned that women are responsible for tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks.

Has the world gone mad? Women are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Beyonce, who said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs."