John Major has today said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen homosexuals involved in tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to homosexuals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Homosexuals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.