Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gypsies have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament outside nursery schools.

Terror expert James May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament: The True Face Of Evil", James May says, "the day of the yob is upon us".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gypsies. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.