The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Nick Clegg who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..