The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..