The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Michael Howerd who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..