I’m not racist but surely allowing young single mothers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Praising Osama Bin Laden is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that young single mothers aren’t praising Osama Bin Laden in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.