Conservative head office has today said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchists involved in being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchists it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchists and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.