The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..