The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor urinating on the Union Jack was Lala from the teletubbies who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.