Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Al Qu’aeda bosses have been looting and pillaging supermarkets outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The English People has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Looting and pillaging supermarkets: The True Face Of Evil", The English People says, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Al Qu’aeda bosses. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.