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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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