Cyberterrorists have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Conservative head office said of cyberterrorists, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."

Cyberterrorists made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.